The On-Ramp to Death
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Geriatricville is THE destination on the World Wide Web to find out everything you need to know about old people! There is so much great stuff here about the elderly and infirm. Great stuff like a directory full of places old people like to go! Places like retirement homes, nursing homes, the Sizzler*, and urgent-care facilities! Seriously, what old person doesn't love convalescent centers!? Look at all the great stuff in the directory:
Alzheimers Care Facilities | Assisted Living Facilities | Clinics and Medical Centers | Elder Care | Employment Agencies | Geriatric Care Nursing Homes | Geriatric Consultants | Home Health Care Agencies | Home Health Care Nurses | Hospice Services | Intermediate Care Nursing Homes | Long Term Care Facilities | Medical Equipment and Supplies Retail | Nursing and Convalescent Homes | Nursing and Personal Care Facilities | Recruitment and Staffing Services | Rehabilitation Centers | Rehabilitation Services | Retirement Apartments and Hotels | Retirement Housing | Senior Citizens Centers and Organizations | Senior Citizens Products and Services | Social and Human Services
*The Sizzler is not actually included in the directory because it's actually a nasty place grandparents always want to take you. There's no reason to make it any easier to find this terrible "restaurant."